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DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE

colonel-chicken:

dailyfantastic:

colonel-chicken:

You know what’s my favourite piece of merchandise? THIS THING (get it? it’s the thing). This little Bunny-Ben is just perfect, and the fact that I managed to get him on my first try (when you play the game of blindbags, u win or u cry) makes it even better.

LOOK AT HIS FACE

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perfect, i tell you

"Ben ol pal, I’ve got some bad news for you."

"Did the serum work this time, Stretcho? Am I still a hideous rock monster?"

"Well, uh, the good news is you aren’t a rock monster any more. They bad news is you’re a rock bunny now."

"What a revoltin’ development!"

"IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME"

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dustinweaver:

dustinweaver:

comicwarz:

Thing Thing By Dustin Weaver

Can you spot the cameos?

Fun fact about this little comic— I colored this, but I had help with flatting it from, none other than Colleen Coover and Ben Bates… Talk about two people over qualified for the job… Also, both of them have alliterated names.

What is this and why ain’t I ever heard of it before?

Yours Truly Takes a Peak into the Future!
By over-examining a solicitation for Fantastic Four issue 11.  Ever hear of She-Thing?  Wanna learn more?  Check out THIS ARTICLE.  Also, Despero.

Yours Truly Takes a Peak into the Future!

By over-examining a solicitation for Fantastic Four issue 11.  Ever hear of She-Thing?  Wanna learn more?  Check out THIS ARTICLE.  Also, Despero.

The Skies Are Alive With the Sound of Superman…!
Behold the latest Superman statue from DC Comics’ s collectibles solicits.  This is the Strutting Leonardo DiCaprio of Superman memorabilia.

The Skies Are Alive With the Sound of Superman…!

Behold the latest Superman statue from DC Comics’ s collectibles solicits.  This is the Strutting Leonardo DiCaprio of Superman memorabilia.

If You Ain’t Reading Fantastic Four, Start Now!
Give the review a look-see and find out what I thought, just click HERE!

If You Ain’t Reading Fantastic Four, Start Now!

Give the review a look-see and find out what I thought, just click HERE!

Holy Terrific Team-up, Batman!
If you ain’t reading the Batman ‘66 material that DC Comics is putting out, then you’re doing yourself a revoltin’ disservice.  Click HERE to read my review of Batman ‘66 Meets the Green Hornet issues 1 & 2.

Holy Terrific Team-up, Batman!

If you ain’t reading the Batman ‘66 material that DC Comics is putting out, then you’re doing yourself a revoltin’ disservice.  Click HERE to read my review of Batman ‘66 Meets the Green Hornet issues 1 & 2.

brianmichaelbendis:

Alex Toth designs for the 1967 Hanna-Barbera Fantastic Four cartoon show; The Skrulls & The Super-Skrull,  The Watcher, Doctor Doom, Diablo & The Red Ghost. (From 1996’s Alex Toth: By Design, by the artist & Darrell McNeil.)

Happy Fourth o’ July!
Now go sock Hitler in the jaw to celebrate.  What could be more patriotic?

Happy Fourth o’ July!

Now go sock Hitler in the jaw to celebrate.  What could be more patriotic?

Yours Truly’s Continuing Reviews of Marvel’s Miracleman
Give it a look-see!  You can read the review HERE!

Yours Truly’s Continuing Reviews of Marvel’s Miracleman

Give it a look-see!  You can read the review HERE!